Bad Advice Column - By Allen

Dear Bad Advice,

Just yesterday, I was publicly humiliated, for a random man came up to me and began yelling incomprehensible words at me. After about 10 minutes of this nonsense, he had the nerve to pants me in public!!!! What do I do?!?!

Sincerely,

Pants’d in public

Dear pants’d in public,

Well, well. You’ve got quite a problem, eh? I’ve just the solution! Simply staple your pants to your buttocks. It worked for me, and though you won’t be able to sit for a few years, anyone who attempts to pants you will severely fail. It’s a foolproof plan!

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Runescape by Allen

Runescape, the wonderfully addictive mmorpg that even I play. What more is there to say than- perfection! You can create your own character, get weaponry and armour, and raise over 20 different stats. Of course, alot of those skills are members only. :( But even nonmembers have much fun raising the skills allowed. Personally, my account (Summerman222) isn't very good. I play almost everyday and enjoy PKing noobs in wildy. It's a lvl. 33. If there are better players out there, please add me and help me with my skills because they're HORRIBLE!!

For noobies just beginning to play, here are some skills a nonmember can raise.

Attack- attack humans and goblins to start
Defense- attack humans and goblins to start
Strength- attack humans and goblins to start
Hit Points- these are raised when you raise attack, defence, and strength
Magic- get some runes from the training wizard and use on chickens and cows
Mining- easy- just go out and mine copper and tin

That's all I feel like telling you noobs. so long, and good luck!

Candyman